Captain America #291, March 1984, cover by John Byrne
The Punisher #2, August 1987, cover by Klaus Janson
The Adventures Of Jerry Lewis #83, August 1964
I wonder if Canada sometimes refers to America as “Canada’s Pants.”
Lame thought, I know.
I believe three official title is, “Canada’s Clown Pants.”
New comic! Part 2 of the new storyline (which ties directly into the previous storyline. It’s like a… story?)
Sometimes you have let the one’s you love know how their path to self destruction is really inconveniencing you. Other times you have to say, “F-Balls to that!” and go grind your man-bits (Tim Bits if you’re Canadian) right into another man’s pants-parts while the sweet sounds of oontz-oontz-oontz rhythmically lull you into the waiting appendages of anonymous club sex. You know how it goes.
I’m not entirely sure Eli actually needs an intervention. I suspect something much more sinister is behind his recent constant drankishness. Or maybe he’s an alcoholic. I guess we’ll see.